October 16th, 2014

How does Nathan Drakes face from the Uncharted 4 trailer look more realistic than my actual face from my actual life?

October 15th, 2014

communistbakery:

I write sins not cosines or tangents

(via spooky-girl-tips-from-satan)

October 11th, 2014

tonypulisfanclub:

People think your cool if any time someone says “where are you going” answer “to do what I should’ve done a long time ago”

(Source: lissotriton, via delva)

October 8th, 2014

Before you start criticising someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you start criticising him, you’re a mile away and he’s got to run after you in his socks.

October 7th, 2014

sia-ali:

I’d take jaan over bae any day

(via dazedforwhat)

October 6th, 2014
crooklynheights:

Candid photo of Lucifer and the angel he destroyed

crooklynheights:

Candid photo of Lucifer and the angel he destroyed

(Source: martathemoonshiner, via aloserbaby)

September 24th, 2014
August 21st, 2014

officialunitedstates:

 a man walks into a bar exam.  he is incredibly unprepared and fails to get his law degree

August 18th, 2014
I should probably masturbate
Me whenever I’m home alone   (via cheefkief)

(Source: spicy-vagina-tacos, via g0hardorgohom3)

August 12th, 2014
Robin Williams isn’t dead. He’s just waiting in the jungle until someone rolls a 5 or 8.
dedicated to Robin Williams (1951-2014)

(Source: reveriefeels, via ellielouisa)