May 24th, 2013
pretty productive day at work.

pretty productive day at work.

May 23rd, 2013

If i don’t kiss you right now, my face is gonna fall off.

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The fact that Chewie doesn’t get a Medal at the end of A New Hope is one of the saddest moments in cinema history for me.

irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

(via cumbersomemoments)

May 21st, 2013

Big congratulations to David Karp for selling the company he created when he was 21 for $1.1 billion and still being in independent control over it.

May 19th, 2013
I’d like to say it’s a shame [that Tottenham didn’t qualify to Champions League] - but it’s not really!
Theo Walcott (via schweinsteigah)

(via smellyynerdd)

May 17th, 2013

“That’s right, a fat syringe of pure air. I push the plunger here and an air bubble goes zinging right up to your heart and … bang. Instant massive coronary.”

Everyone on tumblr seems to be suffering from “The Office” sadness today

May 16th, 2013

radioactivesamosa:

if you cut me open, you’ll see that my heart is a samosa and mango lassi runs through my veins

(via batameez-dil)