What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Did I actually just witness Lesnar beat Undertaker at WM30!?
The only reason I love April fools day is because it’s the only holiday where you get to pull crappy ass pranks on your friends and then shout the name of the holiday at them, like I wish we did that for every holiday:
Girl: “hey, who put salt into my coffee?”
Me: “happy valentines day!!!!”
Percentage wise, it is 100% easier not to do things than to do them, and so much fun not to do them, especially when you were supposed to do them. What I’m trying to say is, I really fucking shouldn’t have left my assignment till the last 2 days.
I have had the stupid Versace song by Migos stuck in my head for over 6 months now.
I was at the student bar last night and this first year girl started talking to me and she was so excited for her lectures, end of year party, summer ball etc. and all i kept thinking was “I really don’t need this kind of optimism in my life”
I will never understand why university lecturers get paid so much when all they do is read off a PowerPoint presentation that they haven’t bothered to update since 1988.