July 8th, 2014

Neymar is sitting at home thinking to himself, “I could’ve had a fucking hatrick by now!”


The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.

(Source: ammarmali, via nerysbby)

June 27th, 2014


I’ll finger you in the back of an art gallery.

(via sassy-central)

June 23rd, 2014
Human attitudes toward death are perplexing… too much importance is placed on it. There seem to be countless rituals and cultural beliefs designed to alleviate their fear of a simple biological truth: all organisms eventually perish.
Seven of Nine
June 21st, 2014


Only fall in love with people who have a red line under their name on Microsoft Word.

(Source: berberayachtclub, via smilinggoddess)

June 14th, 2014
  • FIFA: You cannot be a referee in the World Cup
  • Man: But I am blind
June 2nd, 2014

What if Han Solo is frozen in carbonite for like a million years and shipped to a planet far, far away and that planet was earth in 1940 and he’s thawed out just in time to change his name to Indiana Jones?

May 29th, 2014

What I will miss the most about university:

1: friends
2: alcohol
3: running through kings cross pissed of my head holding 3 McDonalds burgers making sure I don’t miss the last train home.