April 14th, 2014

dinosaursonmymind:

aaakash:

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A Do-You-Think-He-Saw-Us

What do you call a blind dinosaur’s dog?

A Do-You-Think-He-Saw-Us Rex

April 9th, 2014

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A Do-You-Think-He-Saw-Us

hosebeast:

"Every man’s heart one day beats its final beat. His lungs breathe their final breath. And if what that man did in his life makes the blood pulse through the body of others and makes them bleed deeper in others something larger than life, then his essence, and his spirit will be immortalized by the story tellers, by the loyalty, by the memory of those who honor him and make the running the man did live forever. "
R.I.P. Ultimate Warrior

hosebeast:

"Every man’s heart one day beats its final beat. His lungs breathe their final breath. And if what that man did in his life makes the blood pulse through the body of others and makes them bleed deeper in others something larger than life, then his essence, and his spirit will be immortalized by the story tellers, by the loyalty, by the memory of those who honor him and make the running the man did live forever. "

R.I.P. Ultimate Warrior

April 7th, 2014

Did I actually just witness Lesnar beat Undertaker at WM30!?

April 1st, 2014

The only reason I love April fools day is because it’s the only holiday where you get to pull crappy ass pranks on your friends and then shout the name of the holiday at them, like I wish we did that for every holiday:

Girl: “hey, who put salt into my coffee?”

Me: “happy valentines day!!!!”

March 29th, 2014

Percentage wise, it is 100% easier not to do things than to do them, and so much fun not to do them, especially when you were supposed to do them. What I’m trying to say is, I really fucking shouldn’t have left my assignment till the last 2 days.

March 24th, 2014

I have had the stupid Versace song by Migos stuck in my head for over 6 months now.

March 20th, 2014

I was at the student bar last night and this first year girl started talking to me and she was so excited for her lectures, end of year party, summer ball etc. and all i kept thinking was “I really don’t need this kind of optimism in my life”

March 11th, 2014

evilsupplyco:

Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.

(via that-one-midget)

I will never understand why university lecturers get paid so much when all they do is read off a PowerPoint presentation that they haven’t bothered to update since 1988.